THE ROTTWEILLER MCELHINNEY

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All the stuff that is just not fit to print in the Echo
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
ITS NOT BOOTIFUL! - THE ROTTWEILLER MCELHINNEY STARTS AN ILLEGAL TURKEY SHOOT!

Liverpool City Council staff have been forced to work on the Bernard Matthews turkey crisis in Suffolk!
Specially trained social work staff who normally handle calls to the council's Careline have been ordered by McElhinney to take calls about bird flu instead!
Liverpool call centre staff have also been instructed to take calls as part of a contract the evil McElhinney has negotiated with DEFRA.
(Christ almighty, no wonder the council's own services are so bad, ed)

Careline is the social services call line for those vulnerable people who cam sometimes be in desperate need of help. It is also used to alert the proper authorities if someone is in an emergency.
(It is NOT for turkeys, ed)
But instead of answering such Careline calls at McElhinney's lair in (Misad)Venture Place, council staff are now taking calls about a mangey turkey outbreak miles away from Liverpool.
Staff are appalled at what they have been ordered to do - but dare not stand up to the evil rottweiller.
His 'yes sir, no sir' sidekick - Councillor Richard 'Inspector Clueless' Marbrow - is well aware of what is going on and has done his best to hush it all up.
Until now.
What makes the lucrative contract with DEFRA (how much is that worth then? ed) even more scandalous is that McElhinney (left) is acting illegally in forcing staff to comply.
(Doesn't it just show everyone that the arrogant **** has still not learnt his lesson and thinks he can get away with murder? ed)
Staff have been denied annual leave so that the LDL contract with DEFRA is covered.
Staff from the One Stop Shops have also been offered overtime to make sure the contract is covered.
Staff have even been taken out of the One Stop Shops during their normal working hours to help take calls.
But there is some good news...
McElhinney is shitting himself because city council Assistant Executive Director Peter Cosgrove has been informed of what has gone on.
Cosgrove is one of the genuinely good guys and although considered weak by some, would love to get McElhinney bang to rights.
Cosgrove has been copied into some damaging email correspondence which McElhinney sent to staff and the rottweiller has now gone off the deep end to try and cover his tracks (again, ed) .
In an attempt to bully and intimidate staff he has launched his own personal investigation into who forwarded what email, to whom and why.
The Head of Human Resources, Collette Hannay, has also become officially involved and is aware of how McElhinney has broken the law (she won't do anything about it, ed).
Not surprisingly, the thieving rottweiller has now enlisted his long-standing accomplice, the smiling assassin Hasitall to try and dig him out of the turkey shit!
It is all very hush hush and in the end, Colin 'Cover Up' can probably be relied upon to sweep up all the turkey shit into his fancy pigeon loft at the back of the MO.
So that's why we are telling you now...
And we would just add:
Isn't it about time that the city council put its own house in order FIRST?

Posted by Tony Parrish47 at 11:19 PM

Labels: Colin Cover-up, Liverpool Direct, Marilyn Fielding, MisAdventure Place, Temple of Doom, The Rottweiller McElhinney, The Smiling Assassin

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

GO Peter GO GO GO

I promise to pay my Council Tax in full and on time if you can help liberate us from Dr Dog
Thursday, February 22, 2007 12:20:00 AM
Anonymous said...

Extraction

I have been informed that you have put your name down for any DEFRA overtime in the contact centre. Can you confirm if this is correct and if so what days (sat, sun or evenings) you would be available to work. Also I need a home or mobile number to contact you on should you be needed.

Thanks
Thursday, February 22, 2007 3:25:00 PM
Anonymous said...

Let's hope cosgrove supplies the stuffing for McElhinney
Thursday, February 22, 2007 5:03:00 PM
Anonymous said...

This is unbelievable and i wouldnt believe it if i didnt know that so many of the other things that you have reported were true.

Its high time these people were stopped!
Thursday, February 22, 2007 11:56:00 PM


Dr mce said...

I never either
Friday, February 23, 2007 12:11:00 AM

Housing Estate said...

Although some people somewhere, are worrying about a stinking turkey spreading disease across the world.
Most of us are more concerned about public services and value for money for those services.
Instead we find that those who are in charge of our council tax spending would rather spend the money and staff time on helping paranoid people from some other town again!
First we have Chas Cole and his Summer pops, taking hard earned money from the tax payer to fund a concert in Sefton, then we have this, helping people who don't even live in Liverpool.

Why do I pay my council tax at all?

I couldn't get through to Liverpool Direct yesterday and it was a really important call, relating to Liverpool.

I wonder now if it was because others were moaning on about their Sunday dinner being ruined?
It's an absolute disgrace, maybe if we all moved to another borough, we may get the services we have already paid for?

Macca, shove the turkey up your arse!
Or is Henshaw still up there?
Saturday, February 24, 2007 2:09:00 PM


Bearded lady said...

LETS HOPE MCELHINNEY, IS STUFFED NOW!
Saturday, February 24, 2007 2:10:00 PM

The DOG said...

Stick a feather up my arse and tell me I'm not Jesus!
Saturday, February 24, 2007 2:12:00 PM


Tori Blare said...

Haven't we got enough Turkey's already in the council?
Maybe it was Macca and co who are really the mangey Turkey's and the Bird Flu is code for The Evil Cabal gang? It truly is a disease the corruption that goes on in the business world!
Saturday, February 24, 2007 3:41:00 PM



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IT SHOWS US THE COMPLETE AND UTTER CONTEMPT THE LIBERAL DEMOCRATS HAVE FOR THE LIVERPOOL ELECTORATE.

DON'T VOTE FOR THIS CORRUPT ADMINISTRATION AGAIN VOTE THEM OUT IN MAY 2007 AND AGAIN IN 2008!!!!


Friday, February 16, 2007

REVEALED: The secret email from millionaire pop promoter, Chas Cole to council leader Warren Bradley, which secured the Summer Pops.

BELOW IS A VERBATIM TRANSCRIPT OF AN EMAIL FROM CHAS COLE TO WARREN BRADLEY AND COLIN HILTON. THIS IS NOT A HOAX. WE REPRODUCE THE EMAIL HERE IN FULL, BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT IS IN THE PUBLIC INTEREST AND HAS GRAVE IMPLICATIONS FOR THE CITY OF LIVERPOOL. THE DAY AFTER THIS EMAIL WAS SENT, THE CITY COUNCIL SUDDENLY ANNOUNCED THAT THE SUMMER POPS WAS GOING TO MR COLE.

---------Original Message------------------------
From: Chas Cole
To: Bradley, Warren (Leader of the City Council)
Cc: Hilton, Colin (Chief Executive)
Sent: Thu Feb 15 12:27:00 2007
Subject: Summer Pops 2007

Dear Warren

I am coming under increasing pressure from the Liverpool Echo to go public on the planned rescue of the Summer Pops. They confirmed some days ago their commitment to provide a value in kind contribution and they are aware that I am waiting for the Council and the Capital of Culture's commitment to provide 100K sponsorship for the event.

I had hoped that you would have been able to provide a confirmation by now, so that it could be announced this week.

Time is running out, another week passes by and the agents/acts are making their final plans for summer tours and, frankly, I fear they are losing patience with Liverpool.

In an ideal world, you would be able to provide the requested commitment and a positive quote by mid afternoon today. This would allow me to confirm with acts during the rest of today and tomorrow that Liverpool is back in the game for this summer.

In addition, we can run a positive joint story in tomorrow's Echo of how yourself, the Council and the Echo have saved the event.

If you are not able to provide the confirmation, it will be helpful to at least have a telephone conversation to gain an understanding of the decision making process and timescale.

Please give me a call on my mobile 07770 930728.

Kind Regards.

Chas


Chas Cole

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Posted by Tony Parrish47 at Friday, February 16, 2007

Labels: Bradley, Chas Cole, Colin 'Cover up', the city council couldn't run a piss-up in a brewery, The Echo, the smiling assassin

2 comments:

Aintree Iron said...

whoooooooaaahhhhhh! You've done it again, and it looks as though Warren Bradley has just signed up to full-time membership of the evil cabal...
Friday, February 16, 2007 11:56:00 PM

Anonymous said...

This is absolutely astonishing. Literally gob-smacking.
Unbelievable.
Who do these ****ers think they are? What a cynical little stitch-up!
Friday, February 16, 2007 11:57:00 PM

SO WHAT DO YOU THINK HAS BEEN GOING ON BEHIND THE SCENES???
SEND YOUR VIEWS IN?

WHO ARE YOU GOING TO VOTE FOR IN MAY LIVERPOOL CITY COUNCIL TAX PAYERS???

.... Who are you going to vote for in May?

taken from comments page on city of the dead blogspot

WITH SO MANY CORRUPTION CLAIMS AND PROVEN ACTS OF ALLOWING BLATANT THEFT OF SERVICES BY B.T./ LDL, LIVERPOOL CITY COUNCIL LEADERS, THE WET NELLY CLUB, THAT IS THE LIBERAL DEMOCRATS, YOU NEED TO SERIOUSLY ASK YOURSELF CAN YOU REALLY VOTE FOR THESE PEOPLE AGAIN ????? IF YOU DO THEN YOU DESERVE ALL THE CUTS TO SERVICES THAT HAVE BEEN PROPOSED TO COUNCILLORS SO THEY CAN SET THE BUDGET!

SEE BELOW FOR AN EXAMPLE OF JUST WHAT WARREN BRADLEY AND COLIN HILTON SPEND YOUR COUNCIL TAX ON!

taken from city of the dead blogspot

"HERE IS COUNCIL LEADER WARREN BRADLEY'S BUSY TIMETABLE IN THE SOUTH OF FRANCE AFTER HE MAKES £50MILLION WORTH OF CUTS - TAKEN FROM THE OFFICIAL GUIDE"

THE CITY COUNCIL IS PLANNING ON MAKING £50MILLION WORTH OF CUTS TO SERVICES. AT THE SAME TIME COUNCIL LEADER WARREN BRADLEY AND COLIN 'COVER UP' HILTON ARE SWANNING OFF TO CANNES IN THE SOUTH OF FRANCE. (cost unknown)

Here is the undynamic duo's official timetable (We have drawn attention to some events of particular interest): SEE www.liverpoolmipim.co.uk FOR ALL THE DETAILS

The events programme for 2007 will include the following:-

LIVERPOOL WELCOME - Supporters Only
This is an informal event to help kick start the MIPIM week. All Liverpool @MIPIM supporters are welcome to attend.

Date: Monday 12th March from 19.00
Venue: Liverpool Yacht
Format: Informal drinks reception.
Audience: Sponsors/Partners/Associates


STAND BREAKFASTS - Supporters Welcome
This is an informal continental breakfast served each morning on the Liverpool stand. An ideal way to start the day.

Date: Daily between 9 – 10am
Venue: Liverpool Stand
Format: Continental breakfast
Audience: All welcome

MEET THE CITY - Invitation Only
Our traditional meet the city event will once again take place on the Liverpool yacht and gives supporters the opportunity to meet and network with key representatives from the city. Attendance will be restricted to the agreed supporter allocations.

Date: Thursday 15th March 12.00 – 14.30
Venue: Liverpool Yacht
Format: Buffet lunch and drinks
Audience: Sponsors/Partners/Associates (as per allocation)

LIVERPOOL TEAM DINNER - Invitation Only
The Liverpool team dinner proved to be one of the highlights of MIPIM 2006 and for 2007 we will once again be dining at the excellent La Potinier du Palais. This will be a fairly informal dinner, hosted by Cllr Warren Bradley (Leader, Liverpool City Council) and Colin Hilton (Chief Executive, Liverpool City Council). Invitations will be issued according the agreed supporter allocations.
[Photo]
Date: Thursday 15th March
Venue: La Potinier du Palais 13 Square Merimee (opposite the Palais des Festivals).
Time: 19.00 – 22.30
Audience: Sponsors/Partners/Associates (as per allocation)

LIVERPOOL@MORRISON’S PARTY - Restricted Access
The Liverpool@Morrison’s party is guaranteed to be the best event in town, offering the ideal opportunity to unwind with guests at the end of a busy MIPIM week. We have once again secured private access to the street and as well as live music from the Mersey Beatles, there will be bar facilities both inside and out.

Date: Thursday 15th March
Venue: Morrison’s Irish Pub
Time: 21.30 – ‘til late
Audience: All supporters plus invited guests

OUR MESSAGE TO THE CITY COUNCIL?

BAN THE
CANNES!

posted by Tony Parrish47 at 00:01 on 08-Feb-2007

Anonymous said...

i am speechless....

Thursday, February 08, 2007 12:23:00 AM


Anonymous said...

uTTERLY DISGRACEFUL

Thursday, February 08, 2007 8:53:00 AM


Guido said...

how to save money? Can the Cannes jaunt!

Thursday, February 08, 2007 10:23:00 AM

Anonymous said...

The poor dears have got to cut some slack sometime after all they do such a good job for the City............

Thursday, February 08, 2007 9:37:00 PM


W Bradley said...

Come on lads it was bed baths or junkets, surely you dont blame me? after all what would you do if you were in charge?

Friday, February 09, 2007 8:32:00 AM

Anonymous said...

If only you were Mr Bradley, if only you were in charge and not part of the problem

Friday, February 09, 2007 6:16:00 PM

Professor Stanley Unwin said...

Dear Bloggermoles, Too much speclio gong on, hanky panky, funny buslanes, no no, deep folly. So just a wordytwo here to take the opportuneo to put the record straightmost. Truth be known, tremendous gapoed municipal coffers. Many milliowes caught short. Poor Colonic Hiltio been accusey most new broom sweeper, Bex bissel under the carpetload. But no, not to be. Worry Bradlio, hop on fasty boat all the way Cannes. Deep cuts much folly. Teary bye thinks, May election calamatoast. Must do something. No hesitate, fasty think feet. Top of all this, Halitosis shiny porshe, cover most a pigeon load. Oh no! he criedly-eyed. Birdy business much mess cleary upmost. Hers's some cashie bags, spoke the chef executoad, cover my combustio steery wheels too, most shiny and keep off the dropping splashies all over my windelows. Fifteen trouserpounds, they said! Now, much thought pop the weasel cost. Tuppeny rice? No, if only. Too much waste and Paul McCartnoad no show. Can we get Sonia? No, too busy panto rehearso. Ahh yes, Slappy thigh behind you. No it isn't. yes it is. Ha, Ha. Much joy kiddies faces on the asbo loads. Til Billy Butload that is. Even Petey Priceright dressy up girly dame. Do a funny turn. But not pop load, not for summer. So, keep open the biblio? Thought Bradmoade. Many books, lots of story, funny and sad. Laughy face and teary in the eyeline. Pictures too. Or splashy about all wet. Leisure centrepede. Not in the water though. Purpley dye widdley culprit all red faced. Wring the speedos out though. Quick rinse, never topple in the tumbelow dryer. Much shrinky male soprano load. Definite no. Keep both open hours said Bradlio. Smiley faces deep joy. Scrap the pop and sack of cole. Was cream on top? May never know, finger prints all over wipey that too. Deep folly all round. Gravy train off the rails for this year, so no more gravy, just the laughingmost stock cube. Cant blame the pidgeos for that. But 2008 just around the crooner, Singy Frank Sinatra, ahhh no longer. Deeply sad. But don't forget still kareoke like Sinatra, singsong words he said. "I mind it down way. No regrets just mention a few most." Hope that's all cleary now. Bye load nightly Tuesday, February 13, 2007 4:00:00 AM


Anonymous said...

If only it were a joke....

Wednesday, February 14, 2007 1:42:00 PM


A LIVERPOOL COUNCIL TAX PAYER said...

My mother has been told that she doesn't meet the correct criteria for getting a home help every day from the council, despite the fact she can't look after herself without assistance in food preparation and help with her hygiene, yet these cheeky bastards have the gall to attend these up your own arse events at MY expense!!!!

Wednesday, February 14, 2007 6:03:00 PM


Anonymous said...

To Liverpool Ratepayer

Want more bird pooh screens?
Want more executive showers?
Want more Liverpool Direct charges?
Want more junkets to Cannes?
Want more awards ceremonies for the "great and the good"?
Want more payoffs to other city "greats"
Want to be a laughing stock for Capital of Culture?

.... Who are you going to vote for in May?

Wednesday, February 14, 2007 10:47:00 PM